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Master Intelligence

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"I met him after my rejection to Superhero School. A foolish young woman I was then, full of ridiculous ideas about right and wrong. My master showed me how wrong I was. There is no good and evil. There is only power... Since then, I have longed to finish what he started, yet only now have I made a breakthrough. I have played my part so well, I have deceived one of the greatest mutants of all time."
―Ramona[src]

Ramona Meyer, also known as the Dark Woman (1979-2050s), is a female mutant, and a close friend turned enemy of the S.M.S.B. She was also the first enemy Centauri would face.[2]

In 2013, she visited Charity Hirz, and the two immediately became friends. At the t and i Factory, Hirz allowed her to place a scorpion within a chamber to protect any valuables from being stolen. A few years later, Ramona ultimately chose the Dark side and began playing her cousin, Thomas Meyer, though she still loved him. She swore himself to the Gladiator, becoming a Knight of Plague. After the Knights of Plague were destroyed for good, she took up residence in Transylvania Quarters.[2] Afterwards, she learned that Thomas Meyer, had joined the S.M.S.B., and so she Apparated to the MBH to reckon. Upon saving the S.M.S.B. from three zerads, they were able to become acquainted. Ramona also suggested that Charity Hirz's hologram pit be moved to the t and i Factory for safekeeping, and it was done.[2]

For the next decade, Ramona posed as a supportive, close friend to the S.M.S.B., though on the side she planned to steal the hologram pit in order to destroy Master Intelligence. Her first attempt was flying to Arizona in an failed attempt to steal the device.[2] She died while trying in vain to murder Centauri, regardless that they were cousins.[2]

BiographyEdit

Early LifeEdit

Ramona Meyer was born in 1979. As a girl, Ramona was a gifted but also delicate, teased for her timidity and nerves during her school life. Feeling inadequate and wishing to prove herself, she developed an (initially theoretical) interest in the Dark side. The feelings of insignificance and worthlessness that this bullying fostered embittered the girl, forging a latent desire to make the world sit up and notice her.[3]

Eventually, she was invited to attend Superhero School, primarily to assist her peers, despite never being educated there. She started out as the mentor to a student in the Special Education Program, before becoming a peer tutor. She worked with other students, such as Roger. While Roger was able to hide his true nature from most of the teachers at Superhero School, Ramona was able to see through him. She asked him what he wanted out of life, and he told her with honesty. To his surprise, she promised not to tell anyone and to help him keep the secret. Both of them shook on it and subsequently left the room.

Visiting Charity HirzEdit

In 2013, Ramona Meyer met Charity Hirz via cell phone. Hirz invited Ramona over, and she agreed. The following night, she was escorted to C2 Camp, where she visited Charity Hirz. The two immediately became friends, according to Cherical McSnake. Both of them traveled to the t and i Factory under Charity's booth, during which time she offered Ramona a chocolate bar. When they arrived, Charity gave Ramona an unofficial tour of the factory, and allowed her to place a scorpion within the t and i Factory to protect any valuables from being stolen. They remained there for two days, where Ramona and Charity hung out in her office. Afterwards, they returned to C2 Camp, and Ramona boarded her speeder and returned home.

She was accompanied by McSnake, who described Hirz and Meyer as being "impossibly beautiful" together. However, before they got very far, the two had a run-in with bandits first, who interrogated them. Cherical claimed that Ramona was traveling empty handed and that he was homeless, and then they took an opportunity to escape. Thanks to that, and their speeder getting wrecked by a storm, the trip took two weeks. However, Cherical finally finished rebuilding the fighter and they went to Ramona's home. Here, she bade McSnake farewell.

Ramona would socialize with Hirz several more times. Her feelings initially blinded her to the instability of Hirz's views and caused her to "[lose] her moral compass completely." After Charity died, Ramona mistrusted her own judgement in matters of the heart and "became quite asexual," leading a "celibate and bookish life."

Superhero School Edit

A few years later, Ramona ultimately chose the dark side over the light. Ever since, she played her cousin, Thomas Meyer. Despite this, she still loved him. She swore herself to the Gladiator, becoming a Knight of Plague in 2014. It was at this point that she openly went by the alias of the Dark Woman, which she had picked for herself.

It was around this time that Ramona applied for a teaching position at Superhero School and was accepted, becoming a Professor. She taught her lessons at midnight at the top of the Astronomy Tower, the highest point of the castle. Her students each required a telescope for her lessons, and she taught all about the different stars and constellations, as well as moons and planets.[4]

She regularly attended the Start-of-Term Feast, where she appeared to keep to herself. She was known to give large amounts of homework to students in their eighth year and those who continued Astronomy for ninth through twelfth.[4]

Eventually, Ramona requested to Morgan's father the position of Defense Against Darkness. After thinking it over, the Headmaster approved. At the start-of-term feast at Superhero School, Morgan's father announced he had finally appointed Ramona as Professor of Defense Against Darkness. Ramona had the same attitude, although she did allow students who achieved below "4" at C.A.T. level to enter her M.E.M.E. classes. Ramona taught the lessons with a tone of passion for the Dark side.[4]

S.M.S.B.-Knights of Plague conflict Edit

Ramona resigned from this post in 2031, returning to Transylvania Quarters to stay. She began using her alias of the Dark Woman again. Despite remaining open for any assistance the Gladiator needed from her, she was not among the twelve Knights of Plague summoned to the Battle of Transylvania, which was fought between the Knights and the S.M.S.B. Telekinibabe wound up retrieving the Orb of Power, prompting the Knights of Plague to attack. Ramona was forced to evacuate Transylvania Quarters, but upon learning of the massacre of the Knights and the arrest of the Gladiator, she became furious.[1] After the battle, she explored around Transylvania Quarters and finally chose to remain there.[2]

Mission to the MBH Edit

Afterwards, she learned that her cousin, Thomas Meyer, would be joining the S.M.S.B. The Dark Woman realized she was not strong enough to slaughter Master Intelligence herself, so she settled for a more subtle approach. After Master Intelligence and Centauri (who was Thomas) returned to the MBH, the Dark Woman decided she would befriend the former and learn his weakness. To that end, she Apparated to the front of the MBH, where Sebiscuits confronted her. Somehow, she still managed to get inside. Unfortunately, Centauri accidentally released three zerads. The zerads began causing mayhem, but Centauri was caught by one and dragged around the halls. Suddenly, the Dark Woman Apparated into the hall and was able to shut a door on the zerad, crushing it and freeing Centauri. She then made quick work of the other two. Master Intelligence introduced himself to her, who introduced herself by her given name of Ramona and gave off that she came to wish Centauri luck. Master Intelligence then invited her to dinner, and she agreed. During the meal, Ramona attempted to defend that several Knights of Plague survived, and insisted they will not be a threat. She also suggested that Charity Hirz's hologram pit be moved to the t and i Factory for safekeeping, something Master Intelligence agreed with.[2]

Eventually, Ramona invited Sebiscuits over to Transylvania Quarters. There, Sebiscuits tried to impress her by telekinetically levitating a piece of cabbage to her plate. Ramona said she was disturbed that he would use his powers so casually. Ramona also invited Force Baby and Baby Strength over so she could meet them individually, and she served them carrot sticks over the course of their conversation.[2] When Centauri invented a new Form of sword combat, called Saacad, Ramona helped him develop it.[1]

Plot to Steal the Hologram PitEdit

In order to defeat Master Intelligence, whom the Dark Woman hated, she realized she would need to acquire the hologram pit from the t and I Factory. First, she flew to Arizona in an attempt to steal the device from the factory. The Dark Woman was unsuccessful in her attempted robbery, as she found herself unable to breach the third system. After this first failure, the Dark Woman returned to Transylvania Quarters, where she quickly ate a candy bar.[2]

The following week, at three o'clock, Ramona had tea with Master Intelligence and Centauri; while having tea they read a copy of the Perpetual Seer concerning Ramona's mission. Ramona did nothing to reveal that she had indeed performed the break-in.[2]

DeathEdit

Returning to the t and i Factory, the Dark Woman was able to penetrate the first six chambers that protected the hologram pit, including the chamber in which she herself placed a scorpion. She reached the final chamber to find her objective, but before she could get to it, Centauri managed to reach the last chamber alone, and was surprised to meet her there. The Dark Woman bound Centauri and summoned a wall of fire behind the door to prevent him from escaping, then tempted her cousin with the promise to bring his parents back from the dead (and her aunt and uncle). Centauri still refused and the Dark Woman attempted the murder of Centauri. Unfortunately, she found she could not hurt him without experiencing unbearable emotional pain. From there, she realized she loved him too much to hurt him and released her grip on his neck in tears. Despite her seeming almost regretful, Centauri killed her, by unknown means, without a second thought.[2]

Physical DescriptionEdit

The Dark Woman is slender and has black, wavy hair. She is almost always seen in a pink, sleeveless top that completely exposes her midriff. Occasionally, she wore a cloak over it, particularly while she was giving lectures at Superhero School, in order to follow up with the school's dress code.[4] This cloak also helps to hide her from sight when necessary.[2] During the mission to Arizona, she wore an even darker cloak made of polymer. She is 165 centimeters tall and weighs 49 kilograms.[3]

Personality and TraitsEdit

Despite displaying several signs of being insecure, Ramona was a sophisticated, strong-willed mutant. Over time, she came to develop a latent desire for recognition and greatness, cynical feeling for society, and finally chose the Dark side, no matter how subtle the lure appeared at first, which led her to plot Master Intelligence's death in hopes for fame and knowledge. By the time she joined the Gladiator, she arrived at the conclusion that there was no good and evil. To her, there was only power, and those too weak to seek it. Despite barely knowing her, Master Intelligence considered the Dark Woman to be hateful and ambitious. Despite Ramona's continuous descent into the Dark side, she at least had one piece of redemption of finding herself unable to murder her own cousin.[2]

True to her competent nature, the Dark Woman had a chillingly sinister side that most people never saw. She was extremely adept at conniving and manipulation. Eventually, she became obsessed with pleasing the Gladiator.

She has also shown to being homosexual, as she quickly garnered romantic feelings for Charity Hirz, despite only being six years old. Not only did she express this outright[4], this is shown by her stuttering upon her first meeting her, and stroking the skin on her back and abdomen until Hirz calmly stopped her.

Powers and AbilitiesEdit

The Dark Woman was known to have a clever mind and had an excellent aptitude for theoretical learning, particularly when it came to using her powers (though was less competent in the application of that knowledge). This made her a highly intelligent student, as well as an effective criminal.

Whilst the true extent of Ramona's expertise in sword combat is unknown, she did teach it in Superhero School as professor of Defense Against Darkness, and so at least had some basic skills in fencing. She also had much skill in the theories involved.

She was noted to be learned in superpowers and as such was hailed as a good teacher by government standards. This is exemplified by her ability to teach her peers several complex skills. She was also an effective practitioner.

Ramona was uncommonly gifted with scorpions, being able to bring one into the t and i Factory. She had knowledge of muggles and muggle devices considering that she used several of them, preferring them over mutated technology. She also knew how to create rope.[2]

RelationshipsEdit

FamilyEdit

CentauriEdit

The first enemy Centauri would face was his cousin, the Dark Woman. Centauri found out about his cousin's true loyalties at some point in the 2050s, in the seventh of the hologram pit's chambers. Their last encounter also came with the discovery that the Dark Woman had been playing him. When the Dark Woman attempted to grab Centauri, she found she was unable to do so without experiencing unbearable emotional pain, due to the pain of her family legacy. Despite this, Centauri killed her without a second thought, and she died trying to force him to give her the code.[2]

The Gladiator Edit

"I met him after my rejection to Superhero School. A foolish young woman I was then, full of ridiculous ideas about right and wrong. My master showed me how wrong I was. There is no good and evil. There is only power... Since then, I have longed to finish what he started, yet only now have I made a breakthrough. I have played my part so well..."
―Ramona's loyalty to the Gladiator[src]

Ramona Meyer first met the Gladiator while they were educated at Superhero School. The two got along very well. They were reunited in the 2010s, where Ramona loyally submitted herself into servitude. After the Dark Lord's arrest, Ramona planned to finish what he started by killing Master Intelligence and ruling the world.

Master Intelligence Edit

"I have played my part so well, I have deceived one of the greatest mutants of all time."
―Ramona describes her attitude towards Master Intelligence[src]

Ramona first met Master Intelligence in 2042, at the MBH. Ramona seemed thrilled to meet him, though she had come to request that the hologram pit be moved from the MBH, as part of her scheme. Master Intelligence was generally pleased to meet Ramona; the two eventually became good friends. Master Intelligence trusted Ramona greatly, and strived to help build her confidence.

As it turned out, Ramona was a servant of the Gladiator, and it was she who was aiming to steal the hologram pit, and, if possible, kill Master Intelligence along the way.

Charity Hirz Edit

"She wasn't just a friend. I mean, she was freaking sexy. I couldn't stop touching her tender back, her bulky stomach. Her clothes turned me on."
―Ramona vents in private[src]

Ramona Meyer met Charity Hirz via cell phone when she was very young. The two quickly grew fond of each other, and Hirz invited Ramona to her headquarters. Their first meeting was a success, though Hirz was disturbed when Ramona showed signs of homosexual interest in her despite only being six years old. However, she did allow Ramona to place a scorpion within the t and i Factory to protect any valuables from being stolen. Ramona would socialize with Hirz several more times. Her feelings initially blinded her to the instability of Hirz's views and caused her to "[lose] her moral compass completely." After Charity died, Ramona mistrusted her judgement in matters of the heart and "became quite asexual."

AppearancesEdit

Notes and References Edit



Astronomy
Astronomy
Professors: Ramona Meyer
Astronomy at Superhero School: Astronomy department · Astronomy Tower · Astronomy Room · Astronomy Stairs · Astronomy Corridor · Astronomy reading room ·
Astronomy classroom
Astronomers: Ramona Meyer · Copernicus · John Rheticus · Iapetus Fanhunter
Objects: Globe of the Moon · Lunascope · Moon chart · Orrery · Star chart · Telescope
Planets: Jupiter · Mars · Mercury · Neptune · Pluto · Saturn · Uranus · Venus
Satellites: Callisto · Europa · Ganymede · Io · Moon
Constellations: Bartholomeus · Orion



Defense Against Darkness (D.A.D.)
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Professors: Darsenus Jagger · Amycus Merrythought · Kirby Gilbert · Ramona Meyer ·
Mrs. Eradicating NoHead (as Darkness teacher)
Textbooks: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection · Voyages with Vampires · Wanderings with Werewolves · The Essential Defense Against Darkness · Defensive Mutant Theory · Dark side Defense: Basics for Beginners · Confronting the Unseen · The Alternatives of War
D.A.D. at Superhero School: Classroom 4D · Temporary Classroom · Superhero School Turris Magnus · Professor's Office · Storeroom · Staircase · Lesson Cup · Race Cup
Superpowers covered under the subject: Curse of the Bogies · Knockback Jinx · Green Sparking · Verdimillious Tria · Light · Ice powers · Telekinesis · Patronus Charm · Death beam · Lightning · Possession · Impediment · Light blast · Stun beam · Shield · Power-deflection ·
Power-Breaker · Mutant Zapper
Creatures covered under the subject: Vampire bats · Iguanas · Werewolves · Vampires · Hinkypunks · Boggarts · Red Caps · Kappas · Demas · Inferius

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