Mr. Wretched NoHead I (b. 1837) is the father of Mr. Wretched NoHead II, the grandfather of Mr. Crooked NoHead, and the great-grandfather of Mr. Stupid NoHead. Ever the dark mystic, he was highly obsessed with immortality. Wretched I had spent much time searching for such secrets. In 1902, he discovered Mr. Crooked NoHead actually before he was born. Eventually, he was killed as a result of infighting during the Battle of Palmyra. Most of the NoHeads survived, however, and they were shipped to prison, though they later escaped.
- Before The S.M.S.B. - Part 1 (first appearance)