22 May is the 142nd day of the year (143rd in leap years). There are 223 days remaining until the end of the year.
2031 - The S.M.S.B. eats Master Intelligence's "surprise supper" now that the plates are completed. Lindsay accidentally puts her arm on her plate, and is transported to the Lioness graveyard. Using ancient Dark side powers, Hell Burnbottom creates a proper body for himself and attempts to kill Lindsay Kellerman, who narrowly escapes. Darren Slade rejoins the NoHeads. The Third NoHead War begins, though the government does not admit this until three months later.